The Sobriety Test
My friend Steph sent me a beautiful poem wrapped up in this hilarious box. The box also contained a delicious-looking bottle of Champagne, but I've never received a gift before plastered (no pun intended) with a warning note like this one for the shipper not to "deliver to an intoxicated person." I wonder if it's shipping company policy to ask the recipient to walk a straight line and touch his finger to his nose. Luckily, I received the package while on the job. ;)